Internet Explorers in Pandemic
Greetings from Around the World Travel Company!
We are pleased to introduce a few brand-new plans for 2020;crafted especially for these unusual COVID times, when long-distance travel has become a big NO-NO for most of us.
Plan A:
Feeling bored sitting at home? Subscribe to our yearly magazine, now available at a special low price. While the days of explorers like Vasco da Gama and Christopher Columbus may feel like a distant past, this is truly the era of virtual travelers and internet explorers.
Our magazine brings you breathtaking photographs from around the globe, along with expert travel tips, recommendations for the best places to stay, and authentic dining experiences. From pristine beaches and majestic mountains to vibrant cities and historic landmarks, it delivers the world right to your fingertips.
Whether you crave adventure, luxury escapes, or memorable family vacations, this magazine will keep your wanderlust alive,while you stay safe at home. You can even start planning your real vacation for 2025, by when we hope our Mother Earth will have healed.
If Plan A doesn’t excite you, don’t worry,we have a Plan B.
Why not try our virtual reality kit? Experience kayaking in Arizona, floating in a hot air balloon over Cappadocia, or exploring the mystic islands of Java and Sumatra,all from the comfort of your home.
Statutory warning: These magical experiences may increase your urge for real travel. Kindly exercise self-control and enjoy virtual journeys,for now!
All of this comes at an affordable price. However, if you prefer not to spend at all, you can always rely on a classic method,become a pirate of the Caribbean! Create your own travel routes using an atlas or Google Maps, and let your imagination take over.
Like all travel companies, we also have a website where you can explore photographs, stories, and experiences from past journeys. All it takes is a bit of discipline,and resisting the temptation of endless social media scrolling!
Still not convinced? Relax!we even have a Plan C: time travel,or perhaps a trip to Mars.
For time travel, revisit your old travel memories,flip through albums, diaries, or digital galleries, and relive those cherished moments. Some say this works even better with a favorite drink in hand,but we’ll leave that to your discretion!
As for Mars, you can start small,build paper rockets at home and let your imagination soar. And if you take it a step further, who knows,you might one day connect with NASA! After all, space might just be the safest place during such times,no crowds, no contact, and excellent protective gear.
Above all, our heartfelt thanks to all globetrotters, adventure seekers, and families for choosing to stay at home and helping control the spread of the virus during this pandemic.
Stay safe today, so we can explore the world together tomorrow.
Thank you,
Managing Director
Around the World Travel Company
An Imaginary Foundation (Pun intended only)
Note: This piece was created specifically in the context of the COVID-19 pandemic and reflects the travel limitations and sentiments of that time.
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